"If she was already very fat in high school, imagine how she must be now..."
"Like Java the Hutt..."
Channel 40 speaks to you...(on the phone)
If this (marble) table breaks, we can make a spontaneous Pietà...
Whenever I'm making an essay and I run out of ideas I use the word: "postmodernity".
-The ballet dancers... Wouldn't they want to sneeze while performing?
-I think so, especially when they are outdoors, something like the hey fever.
If you take the "Force" out of Yoda you'll get the Toy Story's aliens.
-Can you bring me a movie?
-Sure.
-But you already know that I don't like movies about ultraterrestrials or apes.
I like the fact that Toy Story's aliens haven't lost their capacity of amazement.
-In the cinema, while seeing "The Patriot" and a field with lots of white tents.
"That looks like a wedding in the country..."
Michaelangelo Buonarroti. His statues include David and Moses and he painted the Pietà...?????
"The actors and actresses of this film, are they old?"
(laughter)
Well, what I want to say is: are they new?
"Look, there's the Michaelangelo!"
"Oh, no. It is the David, right?"
-At a visit to the Ludwigsburg castle in Germany.
This barroque castle has so many angels that somebody should put some DDT!
-Publicity from the Louvre Museum, in Paris, in which you can see the image of the Venus of Milo:
"The Louvre opens its arms for you"
I think the money she'll get for selling this painting is going to serve to pay for an eye surgery.
So, I haven't written much lately! So what? Neither has Shakespeare...
"You can buy the T-shirt, the official cup and the face scrub..."
Why do we go to see "Outcast"? We'd better go and see "Titanic", they also have a wreck, but with style...
That car was more used than the MGM's lion...
