ANNUAL PSYCHIC FAIR: If you are really meant to be there, you'll know where it is and when to go.
CAREER DAYS: Students are given abundant opportunity to suck up to potential employers and wear dressy clothes they wouldn't normally be caught dead in on campus.
ORIENTATION WEEK: Enjoy standing in line for hours on end at a number of campus locations. Make sure you know which line you're in! We wouldn't want a repeat of last year's unfortunate incident, where a patient and overly submissive first year student who thought he'd be getting free toiletries ended up donating bone marrow.
