PLEASE NOTE: As of this year, the U.D.C.S.S. no longer sponsors faculty or course-related student groups. There are preliminary reports that this has cut down greatly on department-dictated, semi-obligatory academic events and guest speakers.
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Contact information for these groups is available somewhere in the U.D.C.S.S. office, probably under all those unused flyers from the last tuition protest march.
The Pro-Life Conservative Association
The Pro-Choice Conservative Alliance
The Morally Indifferent Conservative Coalition
Dungeons and Dragons Anonymous
The B.G.W.A.A.F.C. (Buncha Guys Who Aren't A Fraternity Club)
The Live Rodent Juggling Club
The Blame Your Parents Support Group
The Association of Gay and Lesbian Five Pin Bowlers
The Honorary Alien Society
The Young Bureaucrats
The Tiny Insider Trading Syndicate
The Precision Electric Belt Sander Drag Race Team
The Beer and Pretzels Research League
The Trust Fund Slummers Guild