"I've upped my standards. Now, up yours." -- Pat Paulsen (via PEOPLE Magazine)
"I am dying, with the help of many doctors." -- Alexander The Great
"The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind." -- Humphrey Bogart (via Steve Miller/TEN QUOTES)
"I think it's such a tragedy when opressed people assume the qualities of the oppressor." -- Ani Di Franco (via SEVENTEEN Magazine)
"How many readings can you go to and hear the same lament: "I am deep and I am in pain. It is raining outside."" -- Greg Gatenby
"Making teenagers depressed is like shooting fish in a barrel." -- Bart Simpson on THE SIMPSONS
"You don't have to suffer to be a poet; adolescence is enough suffering for anyone." -- John Ciardi (via Suzette Widdison)
"I used to have a handle on Life, but it fell off." -- author unknown
"Hair has always been important." -- Diana Ross (via PEOPLE Magazine)
"It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees." -- Emiliano Zapata (via THE FOX AND DRAGON BBS)
"If you want creative workers, give them enough time to play." -- John Cleese (via Steve Miller/TEN QUOTES)
"I always wanted to write a book that ended with the word mayonnaise." -- Richard Brautigan (via THE WRITER'S PAGE)
"The covers of this book are too far apart." -- Ambrose Bierce (via THE WRITER'S PAGE)
"God wasn't the answer, unless He was hiring." -- Preston Wilder
"The greatest fallacy of democracy is that everyone's opinion is worth the same." -- Robert A. Heinlein (via Jim Reid)
"Today's public figures can no longer write their own speeches or books, and there is some evidence that they can't read them either." -- Gore Vidal (via Steve Miller/Ten Quotes)
"As often as not, to declare oneself a theorist is to be committed to the pleasures of complexity and abstraction for their own sake without any active concern as to whether such theory will explain anything." -- Fred Inglis in MEDIA THEORY
"Whenever you start weaving the social fabric according to corporate agendas, you always end up with crummy material." -- Archibald Mumbull
"Life is what happens to us while we're making other plans." -- John Lennon (via TODD'S FAVORITE QUOTES)
"Always buy your leather garments when they're on sale, because as we all know, leather looks best when it's half off." -- G.P. Greenwood
"You're awfully smug for a man who works at a folding table." -- Dick Solomon (John Lithgow) on 3'RD ROCK FROM THE SUN
"Our problem is not modernization itself but the technocratic modernism, the blind faith that technology can do everything better." -- Charles Siegel
"The issue isn't whether you're paranoid... The issue is whether you're paranoid ENOUGH." -- Max Peltier (Tom Sizemore) in STRANGE DAYS
