"News is what I say it is" -- Tommy Blatchford (via Christy Blatchford/TORONTO SUN website
"I can see all I need to see through a straw hat." -- G.P. Greenwood
"I'm not even supposed to BE here!" -- Dante (as Dante) in CLERKS
"Life being what it is, one dreams of revenge." -- Paul Gaugin (via Greg Havor)
"Only two things are definite; the universe and human stupidity." -- Phillip "Cupcake" Lente
"We know that the nature of genius is to provide idiots with ideas twenty years later." -- Louis Aragon (via Steve Miller/TEN QUOTES)
"I'm an assistant storyteller. It's like being a waiter or a gas station attendant, but I'm waiting on six million people a week, if I'm lucky." -- Harrison Ford (via Steve Miller/TEN QUOTES)
"Colorless green ideas sleep furiously." -- Noam Chomsky
"Many men fancy that what they experience they also understand." -- Goethe
"Every person takes the limits of their own field of vision for the limits of the world." -- Arthur Shopenhauer
"Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names." -- John F. Kennedy
"He scowled at the carpet and said something about dancing on volcanoes." -- P.G. Wodehouse in THE INIMITABLE JEEVES
"He often fell among people of note, but most of the time they were very big about it and helped him back up." -- Booboo
"Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?" -- Edgar BergenRICK: I came to Casablanca for the waters.
RENAULT: Waters? What waters? We're in the middle of a desert!
RICK: I was misinformed.
-- from CASABLANCA
"The only time we get any excitement is when one of the choir boys is caught sucking chocolate during the sermon." -- P.G. Wodehouse in CARRY ON, JEEVES
"In some hotels, the towels are so big and fluffy that you'll have trouble closing your suitcase." -- from a 100.3 FM The Q (Victoria, B.C.) radio promotion
"Ooo, a fat, sarcastic Star Trek fan. You must be a devil with the ladies." -- from THE SIMPSONS
"You know the great thing about T.V.? If something important happens, no matter what time of the day or night, you can always change the channel." -- Jim Ignatowski (via Steve Miller/TEN QUOTES)
"I.R.S.: we've got what it takes to take what you've got." -- author unknown (via Matthew Kennedy)
"If we had more time for discussion, we should probably have made a great many more mistakes." -- Leon Trotsky (via Steve Miller/TEN QUOTES)
"Being a critic is worse than being a garbageman; you don't just pick up the bags, you spread out the contents and sniff through 'em." -- Steve Miller (via Terry Schweitzer/TEN QUOTES)
"A straw vote only shows which way the hot air blows." -- O. Henry (via Michael Kesterton in THE GLOBE AND MAIL)
"To have to leave my little cottage and take a stuffy, smelly, overheated hole of an apartment in this Heaven-forsaken, festering Gehenna. To have to mix night after night with a mob who think that life is a sort of St. Vitus's dance, and imagine that they're having a good time because they're making enough noise for six and drinking too much for ten." -- P.G. Wodehouse in THE AUNT AND THE SLUGGARD
"If I wanted your opinion, I would have stopped talking by now." -- author unknown (via a T-shirt via Marta Martin)
"I had been able to observe that there was a sprightly sportsman behind the counter mixing things out of bottles and stirring them up in long glasses that seemed to have ice in them, and the urge came upon me to see more of this man." -- P.G. Wodehouse in THE RUMMY AFFAIR OF OLD BIFFY
"My id is laughing at my ego, but my superego doesn't care." -- Booboo
