PLEASE NOTE: The phrase participating in the capitalist master narrative appears courtesy of G.P. Greenwood.
"How can men use sex to get what they want? Sex IS what they want." -- Frasier Crane on FRASIER
"That can be repaired at any bar." -- Djuna Barnes (from NIGHTWOOD)
"NEO-PACIFIST: a person who is against war in places close enough to bring down local land values. -- Archibald Mumbull
"A raven is just a crow with an agent." -- Booboo and Zelda
"If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted." -- from Dilbert's Laws of Work
"No matter what color the curb is, you probably can't park there." -- Booboo
"When the jig is up, there is no need for additional dancing." -- Charlie Chan (Thanks to David Frood)
"I can't give you a brain, but I can give you a diploma." --L. Frank Baum (from THE WIZARD OF OZ)
"Out of my way! I'm a scientist!" -- Orson Welles, by way of H.G. Wells (from WAR OF THE WORLDS)
"Yes, the nerds are winning. This just in, the nerds have won." --Geoff Olson
"We will sternly refuse to partake of strong waters, will we not? Yes, we will not. By no manner of means. -- James Joyce (from ULYSSES)
"Never miss a chance to have sex or appear on T.V." --Gore Vidal
SLICK'S THREE LAWS OF THE UNIVERSE:
1)Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad check.
2) A quarter-ounce of chocolate = four pounds of fat.
3) There are two kinds ot dirt: the dark kind, which is attracted to light objects, and the light kind, which is attracted to dark objects.
"I am a deeply superficial person." -- Andy Warhol
"My greatest fear in life is that no one will remember me when I'm gone." -- Anonymous
"The nice thing about being a celebrity is that when you bore people, they think it's their fault." -- Henry Kissinger
"It is perfectly simple; you just jot down things that occur to you. The jotting presents no difficulty; it is the occurring that is difficult." -- Stephen Leacock
"Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city." -- George Burns
"Hi, I'm Andy Rooney of Borg. Have you ever wondered why resistance is futile?" -- author unknown
"I don't wake up for less than $10,000 a day." -- Linda Evangelista
"Write down great ideas as soon as..." -- Martin Woods
"They say you only use ten percent of your brain. What about the other ten?" -- Lara Bliss
"You may not be interested in strategy, but strategy is interested in you." -- Leon Trotsky
"We live in a time when nearly everything can be summed up in ones and zeroes, right? And that causes a certain amount of despair." -- Dolph Lundgren
