Spam Haiku

        Pink tender morsel,
        Glistening with salty gel.
        What the hell is it?

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        Ears, snouts and innards,
        A homogeneous mass.
        Pass another slice.

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        Cube of cold pinkness
        Yellow specks of porcine fat.
        Give me a spork please.

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        Old man seeks doctor.
        "I eat SPAM daily", he says.
        Angioplasty.

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        Highly unnatural,
        The tortured shape of this "food".
        A small pink coffin.