Once in a house somewhere in New York there was a light thats on/off chord had broken. The light was on, but two young men, Hannibal Monroe and Adolf Elm, were about to leave the room. Adolf, who had just completed his first year of college, quickly covered his hand with a cloth and unscrewed the lightbulb to turn the light off. Hannibal inquired from where the knowledge of how to turn the light off had come. Adolf, thinking quickly, replied that it had been in a mystical Package of Knowledge that had been delivered to him when he had gone to college. Thus was born the Package of Knowledge.
Subsequently Adolf handed over the Package of to Hannibal when Hannibal went off to college. The two continued to include new revelations in the work as they occured. The Package grew in size.
Recently a third scholar has joined the ranks. His name is Abe Brookline, and his importance to the Package was also mystically revealed. Since then, the three scholars have set out to document the continuing revelations of truth and share them with college men everywhere.
The package stands as the ultimate guidebook to surviving college, dealing with relationships, and living well (although not necessarily living good-- see the package for more details). Its wisdom, while designed for college-aged men, is applicable to many people in many situations. Much of it continues to hold truth long after graduation, and even for those of the female persuasion. If you would like to contribute your experiences to the wealth of knowledge that is the package, e-mail the scholars.
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