Love Delicatessen
I'm feeling lowdown and blue
I didn't have what I wanted
That's when I saw the sign outside this place and it promised salvation
I gave the waitress my order
She said it'd be just a minute
I was lookin' at the pies
You know I was hungry
But not for food
Uh hu hu huu hu
At the love delicatessen
I'll meet you at the love delicatessen
Outside the summer sun beat down
On a lusty summer day
Inside the people still had on their shades
They were all in the dark
I heard the bell ring
And my order was up
I could believe the size of the portion
Man my eyes lit up
Here it comes
At the love delicatessen
I'll meet you at the love delicatessen
Mmm.. I think I've had my fill
Went to the front counter
To pay the bill
Oh by the way
Give me one of those cherry life savers
Mmm.. and the summer sun beat down
So hard and I was on my way
Hey hey hey hey
From the love delicatessen
Love delicatessen
I'll meet you there (x2)
I'll meet you there today
At the love delicatessen
Video Killed The Radio Star
Lying awake intent on tuning in on you
If I was young it didn't stop you coming through
They took the credit for your second symphony
Rewritten by machine on new technology
And now I understand the supernova scene
I met the children
What did you tell them
Video killed the radio star (x2)
In my mind and in my car
We can't rewind we've gone too far
And now we meet in an abandoned studio
You hear the playback and it seems so long ago
And you remember the jingles used to go
You were the first on
You were the last one
Video killed the radio star (x2)
In my mind and in my car
We can't rewind we've gone too far
Too far!
Video killed the radio star (x2)
It's my mind and in my car
We can't rewind we've gone too far
Pictures came and broke your heart
So put all the blame on VCR
You are radio star (x2)
Video killed the radio star (x7)
Yes video killed that radio star, yes it did
Mobile Home
A tiny turtle in a can
I dig a living room in the sand
Poke a toe through a hole in the floor
And ramble on some more
Ramble on
Mobile home
My mobile home (x2)
I take easy, small and slow
I hang around 'till its time to blow
I take easy, small and slow
Shed away to lighten my load
Lighten the load
Mobile home
My mobile home (x2)
Mobile home
Go
Hit the the road
To some highway Pebble Beach
And the bell is just out of reach
Louisiana sanitary swamp
Swamp
Montana on a mountain top
On a mountain top
Mobile home
My mobile home (x2)
Mobile home
My mobile home
I got a mobile home
Kick it
Mobile home
My mobile home
Japan
Big shiny jet plane in the sky
Please drop us off as we fly by
We're an American band
And everything is rockin' out of control
When we hit Japan
Faxes from the viewers on TV
Karaoke hokey pokey on the screen
I dig my toes into Pacific sand
And everything is rockin' out of control
When we hit Japan (x3)
Yeah, 20 tons of Sushi-lovin' fun
Yum yum
The kiddy line will thank you one by one
Arigato
Please come out to see us when we land
And everything is rockin' out of control
When we hit Japan (x25)
Yeah, hi ya Wo
Wo wo ho wo wo ho ho ho (x8)
Sunshine
You're the one
You're the sunshine (x2)
Every time I see you (x2)
Every time
You're the one
You're the sunshine (x2)
And I want to be near you
And I want to be where you are
You're a steak and I spear you
You're some beers and a sparkle star
Nestled between a worm and rock
Snuggle it down for sleep time
Long lazy afternoon spent shearing poodles in the park
(x2) You're the one
You're the sunshine (x2)
Every time I see you (x2)
Every time
(x2) You're the one
You're the sunshine (x2)
And I want to be near you
And I let you to dance on my feet
If I squint I can hear you
Playing all day long in the street
I look for your racecar
Out on the highway
Then you go zooming by me in your special zooming lane
(x2) You're the one
You're the sunshine (x2)
Every time I see you (x2)
Every time
(x2) You're the one
You're the sunshine (x2)
You're the one
You're the one
Back Porch (live)
Alright here's a song that we actually know
And we actually made it up
So I hope you actually enjoy it
And it goes actually like this
Go
Happy with no teeth
I'm happy here in hibernation
Slurpin' on a peach
I'm starin' at the situation
This kitty at my foot
Is meowin' out a conversation
Rockin' back 'n' forth
Cause that's my only destination
Old man on the back porch (x2)
Old man on the back porch and that old man is me
Old man on the back porch (x2)
Old man on the back porch, and that
Sing yeah
Got a two-string on my lap-y
It's total subsonic vacation
Got the chicken on the drums
He's poundin' out his perfect prescription
Got twenty little worms
All plug into amplification
Got fifteen hundred bass drum luggin' bug-eyed monkeys
All arriving at the station
Old man on the back porch (x2)
Old man on the back porch and that old man is me
Old man on the back porch (x2)
Old man on the back porch, and that
Yeah
All right
I'm old
I'm an old man
I took all my money
And I bought myself a little shacky-condominium outside of Syndey, Australia
So I decided to retire here in Australia because it's so gosh-damn beatuiful
I love it so tenderly, so much it's just home
Oh so out for underneath the trees
Come a bunch of little chickies
And the buckets and the monkeys
With the one-string, no-string string, two-string guitars
Hey Chris wanna jam?
Sure, why not
Old man on the back porch (x2)
Old man on the back porch and that old man is me me
Old man on the back porch (x2)
Old man on the back porch, and that
Uh hu hu hu hu
Ah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
So ha
Man (opposable thumb)
I'm being hassled by the man
The man (x3)
Man
You crush a killer with a thigh bone
Man
You call the cable, make a cozy home
Man
You need a rock 'n' roll singer
Man
You gotta thumb and a finger
You got opposable thumb
Opposable thumb (x2)
I got one
Opposable thumb (x3)
Check it out
I got one
Yeah
1973
Post 76
Ahhhhhhhh
One time I was a man
I crush a killer with a rock
Man
Ten millon years onto the top
Man
You're a cruncher and a mourner
Man
All you can manage is a boner
You got opposable thumb
Opposable thumb (x2)
I got one
Opposable thumb (x3)
I got one
Man
You gotta learn to drive a big rig
Man
You lose your hair, you wear a tiny wig
Man
You got something against me
Man
You're gonna have to try to kill me
If you wanna be a man (x4)
You gotta wanna be a man (x4)
I got one opposable thumb
Tiki Lounge God
I had a girl and she did me wrong
I didn't let that kind of shit go on too long
Split the clouds and divided the sea
Showed that evil girl how nasty the tiki gods could be
She didn't call no more nor bother me
My little tiki god make sure I'd live in peace
One day I read they found a body in the river
Tiki God wou
Make me shake, make me shiver alright
I got a Tiki God
Save me
I got a Tiki God
Na nana na na na (x2)
When Bobby Brady found the idol in the rubble
Had no idea it would cause so much trouble
When Greg tried to throw it back in the ocean
There was a rumble, an awful commotion
Don't ask me how, but the Tiki found Bobby
He thought the idol was some Hawaiian hobby
Turned out the god was mean and vicious
Didn't respond to Bobby's 3 wishes no no
He had a Tiki God
Saved him
He had a Tiki God
Everybody sing
Na nana na na na (x4)
So when you're caught up in an evil plot
Your life's in danger and you can hear the shots
Your head is spinning and you're fading fast
How long do you think this kind of fun can last
Your luck will change with a simple motion
I found my idol in a bottle on the ocean
Splits the clouds and divides the sea
And shows those evil guys how nasty the Tiki gods can be alright
You got a Tiki God
Saved you
You got a Tiki God
Teenage Girl
They took a hot-rod motor and they put it in her heart
It's a dream location but she's tearing it apart
Tounge-tied and twelve
Staring up at perfect pearls
He's the teen, she's the teen
She's a teenage girl
Teenage girl (x5)
Skin the surface like a Mach 5 flower
Fiberglass shakin' and it shatters from the power
It's crushed and blown
When the engine overflows
That motor's pride
Just say goodbye to Water World
Teenage girl (x5)
Tounge-tied and twelve
Staring up at perfect pearls
He's the teen, she's the teen
He's the teen
Teenage girl
(x4) He's the teen, she's the teen
He's the teen, she's the teen
Teenage girl (x4)
Slip Away
I had a girl
Yeah "had" is the word
I tried to hold on
But it was pretty absurd
She said she loved me
And I said I loved her too
But we weren't having any fun
So what could I do
I let her slip away
Away (x2)
I had a car
Yeah the colour was blue
It kept breaking down
So what could I do
I put an ad in the paper
You know I called it a steal
Then there was a kid to see it
And we struck a deal
I let her slip away
Away (x2)
I had a thought
You know I thought it a lot
I thought I was smart
But now I know that I'm not
I let her slip away
Away (x4)
Tremelo Blooz
Tremelo blooz, ain't got nothin' to loose
Ain't got nothin' but those tumblin', mumbling blooz
Come on puppy head us down
Brains came out first when I was born
I bent down to catch a rose and I caught a thorn
Hey Miss Monkey, how d'ya get so blue?
Monkey looked up with her teary eyes and said I've been missin' you
Uuuuuu
She's got those tremelo blooz, ain't got nothin' to loose
Ain't got nothin' but those tumblin', mumbling blooz
Pick it out
Hello Chickey you've been packed away
For nine months and a cold December day
Your yellow body's crumpled and covered with doo
Here's a microphone, Chickey sing whatever you choose
Uuuuuu
Chickey got those tremelo blooz, ain't got nothin' to loose
He ain't got nothin' but those tumblin', mumbling blooz
Chickey
My friend Froggie, collapsed backstage
Face down in a pile of cocaine
The rocker doctor said he had the flu
But Froggie felt it deep inside
He knew exactly what he had to do
Uuuuuu
He sings those tremelo blooz, he ain't got nothin' to loose
He ain't got nothin' but those tumblin', mumbling blooz
Come hence Froggie head on down to this puffy little (x3)
Shoes
Yeah
Cleveland Rocks
Hey
3,4 (x4)
Ahhhhhh (x12)
All this energy's callin' me
Back where it comes from
It's such a crude attitude
It's back where it belongs
All the little kids growing up on the skids
They go Cleveland rocks
Cleveland rocks
Jumpin' Jene Jene and Movin' James Dean
He's going Cleveland rocks
Cleveland rocks (x7)
Mamma knows but she don't care
She's got her worries too
Seven kids and a phoney affair
And the rent is due
All the little chicks with their crimson lips
Go Cleveland rocks
Cleveland rocks
Livin' in sin with a safety pin
Go Cleveland rocks
Cleveland rocks (x7)
I've got some records from World War II
I play 'em just like my granddad would do
He was a rocker and I am too
Go Cleveland rocks
Yeah Cleveland rocks
Cleveland rocks (x9)
Ohio
Lump (live)
Hello everybody
Alright
How is it ooh how's it goin'?
So they tell me that everybody down on the floor bought our CD to get down on the floor
Thank you very much for buying the CD
Give yourselves a big round of applause
Shame on you people up there
Alright
And here's rock song
Lump sat alone in a boggy marsh
Totally motionless except for her heart
Mud flowed up into Lump's pyjamas
She totally confused all the passing piranhas
She's lump (x2)
She's in my head
She's lump (x3)
She might be dead
Lump lingered last in line for brains
And the ones she got were sort of rotten and insane
Small thing's so sad that birds could land
Is Lump fast asleep or rockin' out with the band?
She's lump (x2)
She's in my head
She's lump (x3)
Think she might be dead
Kick it out
Na nana na nana na nananana na
Yeah yeahyeahyeah yeahyeah yeah
Lump was limp and lonely and needed a shove
Lump slipped on a kiss and tumbled into love
She spent her twenties between the sheets
Life limped along at subsonic speeds
She's lump (x2)
She's in my head
She's lump (x3)
I do beliveve that she's dead
Dead as a doornail
Is this lump out of my head, I think so
Is this lump out of my head, I think so, yeah
Is this lump out of my head, I think so
And that's all I have to say about that
Thank you Randy
We're gonna do a little disco number right now
