Ladies And Gentlemen Part I
Good evening ladies and gentlemen, what is your desire
Hello ladies and gentlemen.. explosions and fire
Good evening ladie and gentlemen, are you prepared to rok
Hello ladies and gentlemen... let's rok
Do you have any idea what it takes to rok?
Every night every day every night
Plug us in and watch us pump out sound
Comin' to you so you don't have to leave town
This is the show... we are the band
Sometimes it just takes you by the hand
Lunatic To Love
I said I loved you and told you on a Tuesday
You say you're happy but your mind is slidin' sideway
You say you're happy but you're dozy in the theater
The goons keep grillin' me wondrin'- how I'm treatin' ya!
I say she's happy, that's all that matters
I say she's happy, that's all that matters
Her clothes are crappy and her brain is badly battered
You say she's happy, that's all that matters now
You're a lunatic to love
You can hold my hand to stand up
Hey Lunatic
I dropped you off at the asylum on a Friday
You looked like hell but I said that you looked OK
Spent the weekend flailing round the trailer
I had to tie you down and strap on your inhaler
I wish that I could help you feel the cold breeze
Set up an IV of sanity
Say there's a spy in one half of your brain
Spyin' on the other half and it's drivin' you a little insane
But you're happy, that's all that matters
You say your happy, that's all that matters
Her clothes are crappy and her brain is badly battered
She say she's happy, that's all that matters right now
You're a lunatic to love
You can hold my hand to stand up
Hey Lunatic
Volcano
Under the island... middle of a mountain
There is a big bad... boomin' system
Blowin' speakers... woofers and tweeters
Amplifiers... melted wires
The parties exploded... the core is corroded
Under ground... the Puget Sound
Cause a shiftin'... and a drifin'
Big black boom box...stuck in the hot rock
It's in there flowin'... it's in there growin'
You don't believe me... that this scenery
Could be a cold blooded killer
It's gonna blow... Volcano
Now the island is shiftin'... the plates are liftin'
The core is creamy...docile and dreamy
Stopped up and steamy
Happy campers... poop in there pampers
When the mountain... becomes a fountain
Of white hot lava... molten magma
Super sonic... plate techtonics
Stero phonic... lava and tonic
The boom is bionic
Sony shut down... magnavox meltdown
Ballistic breakdown
Hi-fi heatwave... lo-fi lava cave
That sulfur smells... Mt St Helens
Pompeii was yellin'...
It's gonna blow... Volcano
Mach 5
I will survive in my Mach 5, in my Mach 5 I will survive
I bring the hammer down
A tiny crushing sound
I'm in the yard
Smashing match box cars
An itty bitty crash
And my machine in trashed
But I'm blastin past
With chickie on the dash, chickey on the gas
I will survive in my Mach 5, in my Mach 5 I will survive
The firecracker blow
An urge overload
The wild plastic fire
Smoke from the tire
Lay in a little patch
Without a single scratch
Between the hammer and the rock I
Can seen bright blue Mach 5
Oh my goodness...
It's the most buitiful
Little thing I've ever seen in my life
It's blue on the outside
And creamy on the interior
I can't bring myself to smash it
So I take it for a ride on a
Sunny summer Sunday afternoon
I'm riding with the top down
Riding with the top down
Riding with the top down
Hell I blew the top right off my car!
I will survive in my Mach 5, in my Mach 5 I will survive
Twig
Some weepy creepy willow pillow boggy shit
Transcendental big wheel can you feel it
Chickey face down trippin' so damn hard
Head splits open stuffin' spills into the car
Cup of dirty water and a lonely boney frog
Slip me seven dollars and I'll pump it full of smog
Paint a monkey gold and let him loose downtown
Start him with a smileand he come back with a frown
Twig in the wind
I'm thick and I'm thin and all right
Happy feelin' crappy in your nappy little car
Squozen frozen duplicated drunk in a bar
Tape recorded all distorted genius machine
Spokes model dipped in refried beans
Piggys pay full price to put their heads on the stump
The dusty, busted, skeletons will pay at the pump
Multi-nippled rotating DJ sap
I'm shoulder high in crap and my water wings are flat
Twig in the wind
I'm Thick and I'm thin and alright
Bug City
Well... I... happened to...
Find me a buggy
Coming out from under a rock in the grass
He got his bug luggage
No time to talk he's walkin' fast
He's heading for a log where the lady bugs are plentiful
He showed me some brochures and I must say it was beautiful
I'm belly down and bendin' back the blades
Bug stopped just long enough for him to say
I'm on my way... to bug citay
I'm on my way... to bug citay
If you wanna dance with a buggy
Put all six feet on the ground
A bug will pick up your luggage
And drive you straight into town
When you're safe from the spray and the kitty and the chase
If bugs can make it there they could make it anyplace
Between the sun going going down and the sun coming up
Bug city's rocking' yea that feather pluckin' log is lit up
I'm on my way... to bug citay
And they're all going to bug city for the night
Bath of Fire
I let my thirsty boots wander all over
And they come home with lies about women
And in the evening toe up to the stars
Sun is comin' up and somethings feelin' funky
Old moldy korn club stuck in the mud it makes me
Wish for a million dollar view
Spend my last lone quarter on the korn klub's kool aid
There's nothin else I'd rather do
Nothin' like a bath of fire
To get this deep down dirt outta me
Razor fanged rattlesnake only tryin' to protect itself
I had to haul off and blow it's little head away
Sucked out the venom, kept the little skin and
Meat found it's way onto my plate
There go my boots complainin', tellin me it's time to go stompin'
I better listen or they'll kick my ass
Hell is down there yawnin', hopin I fall head first in it
Nothing like a bath of fire
to get this deep down dirt outta me
Nothing like a bath of fire
To get this deep down dirt outta me
Tiki God
I Had a girl and she did me wrong
I didn't let that kinda shit go on too long
Split the clouds and divided the sea
Showed that evil girl how nasty the tiki god could be
She didn't call no more nor bother me
My little tiki god made sure I'd live in peace
One day I read they found a body in the river
Tiki God, why you make me shake, you make me shiver, all right
I got a Tiki God... saves me... I got a Tiki God
When Bobby Brady found the idol in the rubble
Had no idea it would cause so much trouble
When Greg tried to throw it back in the ocean
There was a rumble, an awful commotion
Don't ask me how, but the tiki found Bobby
He thought the idol was some Hawaiian hobby
Turned out the god was mean and vicious
Didn't respond to Bobby's 3 wishes
He had a Tiki God... saves him... He had a Tiki God
So when you're caught up in an evil plot
Your life's in danger and you can hear the shot
Your head is spinning and your fading fast
How long do you think this kinda fun can last
Your luck will change with a simple motion
I found my idol in a bottle in the ocean
Splits the clouds and divides the sea
And shows those evil guys how nasty those tiki gods can be, all right
He had a Tiki God... saves him... He had a Tiki God Yeah Yeah All right
L.I.P
Freckles and eyes of brown
I'll take a big patty of cow
Beautiful pearly statue
I couldn't eat meat without you
Little Indian Princess
Took her off the vegetation
Took her by the arm
Selling e-coli burgers
Couldn't do no harm
Little Indian Princess
Took her off the vegetation
Took her by the arm
Selling e-coli burgers
Couldn't do no harm
I'd use any reason
I'd use any trick
Just to spend my loose change
On a fist sized ice-cream cone at Dick's
Little Indian Princess
Froggie
Froggie jumped all over the stage that day
Rolling Stone magazine... sucked him dry and made him king
Froggie let rip with a big burp
Mick Jagger kissin' frogie's lips... studying films of froggie's hips
His eyes are closed cause he's off in a world of ecstacy
Where froggie folks get the froggie scene
WATCH HIM JUMP!
The rocket doctor came downtown to write prescription by the pound
And froggie spread it all around
Got 50,000 in his flock
He plays arena animal rock
He can barely stand up straight but somehow he does
Make his way directly to the front of the stage and
Froggie jumps all over the stage that day
WATCH HIM JUMP!
The show is over... the band is gone... the crowd is gone...
His girlfriends gone... his make-up's all been sweated off...
He's all alone...
He goes to fill that one last prescription...
The one with the deadly description...
He swallows it down... his brain explodes... his eyes implode... his tiny heart goes peuny pop...
His shiny legs refuse to hop... and he floats on down...
To a buring place... he looks around...for a friendly face...
The band is there patiently waitin' for froggie's brand new sonic creation
He starts to ribbit... he starts to kick it
Rolling Stone magazine made him cry and missed the king
Froggie let rip with a big burp
Froggie jumped all over the stage that day
Toob Amplifier
I got myself a brand new tube amplifier
It's large and lovely to behold
I got myself a new tube amplifier
Now I'm gonna blow a big one
I got myself a little tube amplifier
It's large and lovely and it smells
just like a dream
I got myself a tube amplifier
Now I'm gonna blow a big one
I got myself a brand new big bertha driver
Gonna take it to the range
I got myself a new big bertha driver
Now I'm gonna hit a big one
I got myself a brand new cymbal supplier
They're usually good they're Sabian
I got myself a new cymbal supplier
Now I'm gonna crash
Now I'm gonna hit
Now I'm gonna blow a big one
Supermodel
Love child to Genghis Kahn
And a beautiful busty Amazon
On the Death Star with her godfather
Darth Vader... and 9 months later
But that's impossible
She's super colossal
She'll make a fascinating fossil
Supermodel... oh yea...
Supermodel... not just a regular girl
She made of metal and a million miles high
Hair-do scrapin' the sky
Made it with the terminator
Schwarzenegger... and 9 months later
But that's impossible
Yea, she's super colossal
She'll make a fascinating fossil
Supermodel... oh yea...
Supermodel... not just a regular girl
Puffy Little Shoes
Little puffy cloud with a tongue
Floatin' over a cheese puff rug a lug
If I had a choice between those two
I'd obviously choose the one with the puffy little shoes
Shoe oo oo oo oo oo oo oos... my puffy little shoes
Little skinny chicken on my plate
Big skinny skinhead he's up to here with hate
If I had a choice between those two
I'd obviously choose the one with the puffy little shoes
Shoe oo oo oo oo oo oo oos... my puffy little shoes
Take a ride inside my eye
And this is what you will likely find
Big hammer mud ball breakin' my bones
Soft shoulder salamander's up close and alone
If I had a choice between those two
I'd absolutely have to choose the one with the shoes
Little monkey clawin' at my face
People pack into the ROCK AND ROLL PLACE!!!
If I had a choice between those two
I'd obviously choose the one with the puffy little shoes
Shoe oo oo oo oo oo oo oos... my puffy little shoes
Ladies and Gentlemen Part II
Good evening ladies and gentlemen, hope you enjoyed the show
Good bye ladies and gentlemen, it's time to go
Good evening ladies and gentlemen, that's all the songs we know
Good bye ladies and gentlemen, SO LET GO ! LET'S GO !
