| Joel: | Shadow Ranger | The unassuming, easygoing, laid back Coding God who just happened to get caught playing Doom by his bosses. |
| WebCam: | Himself | Rather quiet, prefers to show everyone else. He hates to see himself in reflections. It makes him cranky. |
| Spyder: | Leaper | Spyder is a wise ass who has read everything the Internet has to offer, and of course, finds more fresh content (If you can call it that) every day. That tends to make him rather like it did Freakazoid. |
| Motherboard: | Athalon | Being the grounding nature of the computer herself, she has a tendency to see that the other AI's and her User, Joel, behave themselves. Add to the fact that she can't be shut off, (it will kill the other AI personalities) and that makes her a little bit tense, or zoned, depending on the time of day. |
| Tanda: | Slasher | Tanda tends to go where none of the others want to go: online Adult material. She often scares the boys with her comments. |
| Dr. Clayton Forrester | The Players | Psychotic Boss who brainstormed the Experiment and trapped Joel. Definately the Dominant. |
| TV's Frank | The Players | The Submissive, easygoing and long suffering. Puts up with Forrester's harsh personality. |
