Joel (clears throat): For those who believe that your fic is here because imitation is the sincerest form of flattery,

Spyder: Or you asked to be here... (mutters) Gods know why...

Joel (glares at Spyder for interrupting): If you believe your fic is here because we like it... it's NOT.

Tanda: If your fan fic is here, it's because it SUCKS.

Spyder: It sucks- It sucks! It sucks! It sucks!!!

Tanda: Did we make you cry? Did we hurt your little feelings? Did we destroy your life by ripping your sucky fic to shreds?

Joel: Get a job!

Tanda: Get a grip!

Spyder: Get a LIFE!

Motherboard: Now that the legal part is over, let's get back to work. Kiddies, I love how creative you've been today.

All: Thanks, Motherboard.

Motherboard: Call me Mom.

Spyder: Wait, weren't we supposed to say that Power Rangers belongs to Disney and Saban, and we're not making money off of it or anything, and that we didn't write these stories, we just ripped them to shreds because we'd all spontaneously combust if we didn't?

(Joel and Tanda look at each other a moment. They look at Spyder)

All: Naaaah...