Disclaimer
Since the story of the origin of the Hash House Harriers gets completely changed every time a newspaper tries to tell it, and since people think that the Hash part of the name has something to do with drugs, I've decided to create the story of the origin of the Crack House Harriers.Warning, this is a satire and not meant to offend anyone!
The Crack House Harriers
It all began in 1986, in an inner-city ghetto, where a group of ex-prisoners gathered every night in a place affectionately known as the Crack House.One day, the founder, A. S. "Mac Daddy" Dilbert ( not to be confused with the "Daddy Mac" ) decided it would be profitable to sell a large amount of Crack Cocaine, and loaded up his backpack to meet a customer. Unfortunately, when he arrived at the meeting place, the customer turned out to be an undercover cop.
The suspect immediately shouted "Oh Shit!" and took off running, leaving a trail of cocaine as he tried to ditch the evidence. The police began chasing the suspect while yelling "Are you?" over their radios, resembling a childhood game called "Cops and Robbers".
Finally, the suspect realized he should ditch the entire backpack, which would leave a false trail for the police. After confusing the police, he ran back to the Crack House, and told the story to the other members of the Crack House. They immediately began celebrating by drinking large bottles of "Colt 45" and singing Gangster Rap songs.
Today, members of this group use a secret pager number to get information on where to meet, and since the mid-80's, Cracking has exploded in popularity. Today there are thousands of Crack Houses all across the United States.
Written in 1999 by Dick Long of the Orlando H3