I'm Too Sexy by Argo
"I'm too sexy for my rider, too sexy for my rider
Altough she is a good provider..."
"I'm too sexy for war, too sexy for war
So let's fight no more."
"I'm too sexy for my load, too sexy for my load
Let's dump it on the road!"
"I'm too sexy for my halter, too sexy for my halter
I belong on an altar..."
"I'm too sexy for my saddle, too sexy for my saddle
Me you ain't gonna straddle!"
Pictures from The Argo Archive.