[ At first, thanks, Cha
Cha san, for doing the translation for me! She did a
better job than I! ^^ My Eng is too poor ~~~~ ] Ahh~
finally the translation finishes! This "New
Kids On The Sex" of 27 August by Hyde is
so R(A), no wonder it had to be aired at 12 midnight!
Besides the usual funny lines of the hosts, Yamada san's
cute voice is most outstanding- talking about professionalism!
Yamada:
8 August 2001, tonite we have on FLYING~L'Arc~ATTACK-
Hyde:
Hyde~
Ken:
and Ken~
Yamada:
OK, before the school summer vacation ends after tonite,
we are gonna expand young boys and gals' views on sex
in this program~
Hyde:
New Kids On the Sex~~
.....BMG:
'Step by Step' (this background music is too perfect-timing!)
Yamada:
OK kids, ohisashiburi(long time no see) How's everybody?
I can't hear....how's everybody~?
Hyde:
Ha~~i!
Yamada:
OK, we shall proceed to answering any of your healthy
questions on the topic sex: New Kids on The Sex!
I'm Yamada san, and the person who'll reply to your
questions will be~
Hyde:
It's Brother Hyde~~
Yamada:
And we also have another big brother to help us out~!
It's Big Brother Ken~!
Yamada:
Eh? Brother Hyde's helper is Big Brother Ken? So let's
see what's on the letter, first is...
.....BMG:
Step 1~~!
Yamada:
Eri-chan, 12 years old. My friend Ma-chan has a poodle,
so i ask father for one too, but my father said: Butter
dog is better! Ahahaha~ (strange voice) Brother
Hyde, what is a Butter Dog?
Hyde:
What a good question~
(Staff
behind burst in laughter)
Hyde:
That~ah~
Yamada:
Pls tell us
Hyde:
Doggies ah, they like butter u know~
Yamada:
EH~??! Why?
Hyde:
So, doggie will feel butter is always not enough.
Yamada:
Ah! So if we give 'em a lot of butter, they will feel
VERY happy?
Hyde:
That's rite! and u can apply the butter on a lot of
places for doggie!
Yamada:
EH~?! Isn't butter applied on bread? Can we really apply
it on other places too? (act cute voice)
Hyde:
(laugh) U r silly~
Yamada:
Eh, coz, Brother Hyde made it sounds so difficult~~
(act innocent)
Hyde:
If butter can only apply on bread, then won't it be
useless?
Yamada:
Ya~hor~(da's rite~)
Hyde:
Me big brother has a deep knowledge on good doggies~
Yamada:
(laugh)
Ken:
(laughing behind)
Hyde:
Because I've tried experimenting with cats before ne~
(Hyde kun, u HAVE?!)
Yamada:
(explode laughter) And then what happened?
Hyde:
Talking about cats,
Yamada:
Yah
Hyde:
A cat's tongue is very rough
All:
LAUGH
Hyde:
I was shocked
Yamada:
So indeed Butter Cats are dangerous ne~
Hyde:
So Butter Dogs are better
Yamada:
Brother Ken, U know about Butter Dogs?
Ken:
That... I think so, let me tell u a bit more
Yamada:
ok
Ken:
Butter Cats, are based on a kind of the torture of the
ancient China myths (what book did u read Ken kun?????)
Yamada+
Staff: (Laugh)
Ken:
So Butter Dogs are better, that father must have thought
so~
Yamada:
So Butter Dogs are not torture?
Ken:
That's rite!
Yamada:
Thank u Big Brothers! Thank u very much! I've fully
understood~ So now's the next letter
.....BMG:
Step 2~~!
Yamada:
Yuka-chan, 10 years old. A few days ago, I heard my
big sister in her bedroom making this very loud breathing
noise! My sis was alone in the room, what is she doing?
Hyde:
What a good question!
Yamada:
Izzit?
Hyde:
But i don't think i can say that out?
Yamada:
Eh? If Brother Hyde knows, why not say it out?
Hyde:
U! This fellow is very nagging~
Yamada:
(laugh) Very sorry~
Hyde:
Well, she's doing...ma....(fainting noise)
(LAUGHTER)
Yamada:
Big Brother~! (whining)
Hyde:
Or playing with....(again fainting noise)
Yamada:
Big Brother, U! Help, Big Brother~!
Ken: Or maybe a ghost was suffocating
her
Yamada:
AH!
Hyde:
No, no, it's definitely ~~.... (fainting noise again)
Yamada:
Waaaah~ Big Brother! Ken Big Brother!! (whining)
Hyde:
Definitely~ Ken, Yes, chances are high, but...
All:
laugh
Yamada:
Ok, New Kids On the Sex will wait for your innocent
questions on sex, but answers may be unsound sometimes,
be careful! So kids above 15 years, pls go figure out
yourselves! Ok, U two, pls look and the camera, ok,
say together~~~~
Hyde+
Ken: Bye~ Bye~
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As
the japanese pronounciation for doggie is "ken", so
when Hyde kun said "Butter Dog', keep feeling he is
calling Ken kun ne! (laugh) And that "Ahhh~ ah", is
Hyde and Ken's special sound effects ne! (laugh) Tetsu's
effect is "Bi-!" Only Yukkie kun doesn't have. Good
Boy ^^ (laugh) and heard that this "AHH-" is FLA's female
staff's original voice, so professional!
Original
translator Snow White (from Jap into Chinese) Translated
by Cha Cha (from Chinese into Eng)
