Noah walked into Teaspoons office looking for him. Not seeing him he called out, "Teaspoon, you in the backroom?"

Teaspoon came out of the backroom and said, "I'm right here, Noah, there�s no need to yell. What can I help you with?"

Noah nodded and said, "I need your advice about women."

Pulling on his suspenders, Teaspoon said, "Well, then you came to the right person, Noah. How may I help you with the fairer sex?"

Sitting down Noah said, "Well, there�s this girl I like, and I don't know how to tell her that I like her. I don't even know if she likes me the same way."

Teaspoon sat down at his desk and propped his feet up and said, "I guess we are talking about Ivy Simpson. Well, first and most of all be yourself. Second, let her know how you feel, and third, show her a good time and always be a gentleman. Son if she likes you she will let you know in subtle ways."

Noah nodded and said, "Thanks, Teaspoon. I hope it works."

Tipping his hat over his eye he said, "Take it from someone who's been married six times. It will work."

Noah looked shocked, "Six times! I never knew you were a ladies man, Teaspoon."

Teaspoon nodded saying, "Yep, I was worse then Cody when it came to the ladies at your age."