I gave up pimento cheese,
D-D-Domino's delivery,
Whiskey sires, apple pies,
Finger-lickin' chicken fried,
Are gastronomic history.
I used to like them scary shows,
But I gave 'em up awhile ago,
Don't do no death-defying,
Roller-coaster riding,
Now a days I just take it slow.
Ever since we started dating,
I've been compensating,
To keep from getting up
To heaven any quicker.
CHORUS:
'Cause she's hard on the ticker,
Hard on the ticker,
That girl is such a hazard
That she oughta have a sticker,
Saying "hard on the ticker."
Now when she wiggles through my door,
My chin gets heavy, hits the floor,
Silky hair, scarlet lips,
Swingin' double-jointed hips,
My blood begins to roar.
And when she nibbles on my ear,
It's partly pleasure, partly fear,
A little dab is all it takes
To get my heart a-palpitating,
Feelin' like the end is near.
I oughta get a policy,
A double indemnity,
And make my beneficiary
A whole lot richer.
CHORUS
Ha ha, that's my girl,
Yeah, she's hard on the ticker,
I oughta get a policy,
A double indemnity,
Make my beneficiary
A whole lot richer.
CHORUS
'Cause she's hard on the ticker,
Hard on the ticker,
She's hard on the ticker,
Hey, she's hard on the ticker.
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