A Day At The Zoo.....?
It was a warm, sunny Sunday, so a man
and his wife decided to take in the zoo. They spent the day, and
at closing time they walked past the gorilla cage, and the man noticed
the gorilla looking at his wife.
"That gorilla is getting excited just
looking at your tits," he said. "Why don't you take your blouse off
and we'll see what he does?"
At first she declined. But finally persuaded
by her husband, she took off her blouse and bra. The gorilla went
nuts. He started grunting and jumping up and down.
"Hey," the husband said, "let's really
blow his mind. Take off all your clothes and we'll see what he does."
Again she said no and again he persuaded
her. This time the ape really went bananas!! He climbed up
and down the bars, did flips, ran around in circles and tossed his food
all over the cage.
The husband went over to the cage, opened
the door and pushed his wife in.
"Now," said the husband with an evil smile,
"tell HIM you have a headache!"
