The Yooper Guide To Computer Lingo
LOG ON: Making da wood stove hotter.
LOG OFF: Don't add wood.
MONITOR: Keep an eye on da wood stove after you add a log and open da draft.
MEGAHERTZ: When a big log drpos on your bare foot in da morning.
FLOPPY DISK: What you get from pilling too much wood.
RAM: Da hydraulic thing dat makes da wood splitter work.
HARD DRIVE: Getting home during most of da winter in Yooperland.
PROMPT: What you wish da mail was during da snow season.
ENTER: Come on in.
WINDOWS: What you shut when it gets 10 below.
SCREEN: What is a must during black fly season.
SOFTWARE: Dem plastic picnic utensils.
MOUSE: What leaves those little turds in da cupboard.
MAINFRAME: Da part of da sauna dat holds up da roof.
PORT: Where da commercial fishin' boats dock.
