How can you tell if a girl's jeans are too
tight?
You can read her lips.
Eve wore a fig leaf. What did Adam wear?
He wore a hole in it.
What's worse than a guitar string breaking
in the middle of a tune?
Having your organ go flat in the middle of
a piece.
How do you find an old man in a nudist colony?
It isn't hard.
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
How do you breathe through that little thing?
Why is a woman like a bank?
You lose all interest when you withdraw.
What does a vibrator and soy beans have in
common?
They're both substitutes for meat.
Definition of trust: Two cannibals having oral sex.
Why will there never be a women's football
team?
Too many cracks in the line and not enough
balls in the backfield.
What's the definition of nothing?
When a guy with an erection walks into a wall
and hurts his nose.
How do you say, "It's short", in 3 two letter
words?
"Is it in?"
What can a bird do that a man can't
