One afternoon this young
girl knocked on the door of her neighbor, to chit chat the afternoon away.
She walked in and said, "My God, You look so depressed!"
She said, "You bet I am!
Look what my damned husband sent me........six dozen roses. Now you
know what that means?......I'm going to have to spend this entire weekend
on my back with my legs spread."
The young girl looked puzzled
and answered, "Now that's really silly....Why don't you use a vase?"
