If You Are Unhappy....
Once upon a time, there was a nonconforming
sparrow who
decided not to fly south for the winter.
However, soon the weather turned so cold
that he reluctantly
started to fly south. In a short
time, ice began to form on his wings.
He fell to earth in a barnyard, almost
frozen.
A cow passed by and crapped on the little
sparrow. The sparrow thought
it was the end. But, the manure
warmed him and defrosted his wings.
Warm and happy, able to breathe, he started
to sing. Just as a
large cat came by and hearing the chirping,
investigated the sounds.
The cat cleared away the manure, found
the chirping bird
and promptly ate him.
The moral of the story?
Everyone who shits on you is not necessarily
your enemy.
Everyone who gets you out of the shit
is not necessarily your friend.
And, if you're warm and happy in a pile
of shit, keep your mouth shut.
