A Truck Driver's Nite Before Christmas!
T'was the night before Christmas
And all through the house
Not a creature was stirring
Not even my spouse.
I was feeling spunky and a little bit sweet
Thinking that my wife would give me
A pre-Christmas treat.
When all of a sudden
I heard such a clatter
My wife raised up and said,
"What's the hell the matter?"
So I threw back the curtain
Just to see what I could see
Oh my goodness it was Santy Clause
And he looked just like me
He was short and fat
And his hair was gray
He even drove a grrrreat big truck
Instead of a sleigh
It had twelve diesel engines
With stacks of chrome
It even had a sleeper
Bigger than a motor home
He said, "I got toys for the children
And a shotgun for you
And I even got some pretty things
For Mama too."
With a cloud of smoke
He rrrroared out of sight
Singing "Merry Christmas to all
And to all a good night. 10-4."
