The Last 10 Things A Man Would Ever Say
10. I think that Michael Bolton is one cool dude.
9. While I'm up, can I get you a beer?
8. Honey, Would you work the remote tonight?
7. Her tits are just too big.
6. Sometimes, I just want to be held.
5. That chick on "Murder She Wrote" gives me a woody!
4. Sure, I would love to wear a condom.
3. We haven't been to the mall for ages, let's go shopping and I'll hold your purse.
2. Forget "Monday Night Football", let's watch "Murphy Brown."
1. I think we're lost, we better pull over and ask for directions!
The Last 10 Things A Woman Would Ever Say!
10. Could our relationship be more physical? I'm tired of just being friends.
9. Go ahead and leave the tiolet seat up, it's easier for me to douche that way.
8. Honey, you take the remote for a change.
7. Hey, get a whiff of that one.
6. I think hairy butts are sexy.
5. This diamond is way too big.
4. I won't even put my lips on that thing unless I get to swallow.
3. Wow, it really is 14 inches!
2. Does this make my butt look too small?
1. I'm wrong, you must be right again.
