The Princess and The Frog
Once upon a time,
a beautiful, independent, self assured princess
happened upon a frog
in a pond.
The frog said to the princess, "I was once a handsome prince until an
evil witch put a spell on
me. One kiss from you and I will turn back
into a prince and
then we can marry, move into the castle with my Mom
and you can prepare
my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children and
forever feel happy
doing so."
That night, while the princess dined on frog legs, she kept laughing
and saying, "I don't
think so."