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How A Pollock Won At Last
An Italian and a Pollock were discussing how far each could stretch a dime. They met several days later and exchanged results.
The Italian bought a cigar and smoked 1/5 of it and saved the ashes. He smoked 1/3 the second day and saved the ashes. When the cigar was finished, he gave the ashes to his wife to use as fertilizer. He told the Pollock to beat that for stretching a dime.
The Pollock bought a Polish sausage for a dime. The first day he ate 1/2 of it. The second day he ate the other half. On the third day he used the skin for a rubber. The fourth day he took a shit in the skin and sewed it back up. He took it back to the butcher and told him it smelled like shit and got his dime back.
The butcher put it back in the showcase and sold it to the Italian as Pepperoni!
