She Was So Blonde......
*She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "Concentrate".
*She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
*She got stabbed in a shot-out.
*She told me to meet her at the corner of "Walk" and "Don't Walk".
*She tried to put M7M's in alphabetical order.
*She sent me a fax and put a stamp on it.
*She tried to drown a fish.
*She thought a quarterback was a refund.
*She got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
*Under "Education" on her application, she put "Hooked on Phonics".
*She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
*At the bottom of an employment application where it says "Sign Here", she put "Sagittarius."
*She asked for a price check in the Dollar Store.
*It takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.
*She studied for a blood test....and still failed.
*She thought Meow Mix was a record for cats.
*She thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.
*She sold the car for gas money.
*When she saw the "NC-17" (under 17 not admitted), she went home and got 16 friends.
*When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
*She thinks Taco Bell is where you pay your phone bill.
*When she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.
*When she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home.
