2. Ahh, it's cute.
3. I'm sorry.
4. Who circumcised you?
5. Why don't we just cuddle?
6. You know they have surgery to fix that.
7. Make it dance.
8. It looks like a nightcrawler.
9. Wow, and your feet are so big.
10. My last boyfriend was 4" bigger.
11. Eww, there's an inch worm on your thigh.
12. Oh no, a flash headache.
13. (giggle and point)
14. Can I be honest with you?
15. My 8-year-old brother has one like that.
16. This explains your car.
17. Are you one of those pygmies?
18. Have you ever thought of working in a sideshow?
19. All right, a treasure hunt!
20. I didn't know they came that small.
21. Why is God punishing you?
22. At least this won't take long.
23. How interesting.
24. But it still works, right?
25. Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?
26. Let me know when you're done.
27. Oh, I didn't know you were in an accident.
28. Did you date Lorena Bobbitt?
29. Aww, it's hiding.
30. Are you cold?
31. If you get me real drunk first.
32. Is that an optical illusion?
33. It's a good thing you have so many other talents.
34. So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality.
35. Look, it all fits in my mouth at once.
36. Deep throat??? I doubt it'll reach my tongue!!!
37. Look, it fits my Barbie clothes!
