| A sheep won't ask for a long lasting relationship, and a sheep won't cry when you tell her it's over. | A sheep won't nag you, and a sheep won't tell you you're doing it all wrong. |
| A sheep won't tell you to take out the garbage when your favorite TV show comes on, and a sheep won't ask you to cut the grass in the middle of a ballgame. | A sheep won't expect flowers or candy on its birthday, and a sheep won't mind if you forget your anniversary. |
| A sheep won't kiss and tell, and a sheep won't brag about the other guys she's been with. | A sheep won't object to doing it doggie style, and a sheep won't smoke afterwards. |
| A sheep won't wear a mud pack to bed, and a sheep won't leave hair curlers all over the bedroom floor. | A sheep won't expect you to wine and dine her first, and a sheep won't have her mother moving in with the two of you. |
| A sheep won't drink your last beer, and a sheep won't ask to borrow your toothbrush. | A sheep won't make you say, "I love you", if you don't really mean it, and a sheep won't write you a dear John letter. |
| A sheep won't spend an eternity in the bathroom putting in her I.U.D., and a sheep won't leave make-up all over the bathroom towels in the morning. | A sheep won't insist you do it with the lights out, and a sheep won't ask you to put a rubber on. |
| A sheep won't ask where the blonde hair on your jacket came frm, and a sheep won't ask about the lipstick marks on your schlong. | A sheep won't care if you don't shower for a few days, and a sheep won't object to an adult movie to get you in the mood. |
| A sheep won't tell you she doesn't swallow, and a sheep won't tell you she's expecting. | A sheep won't ask how many other girls you have been with, and a sheep won't ask you if she's the prettiest one. |
| A sheep won't ask to move in with you, and a sheep won't make a scene if you find someone else. | A sheep won't tell you she has a headache, and a sheep won't get suspicious if you tell her you're working late at the office again. |
| A sheep won't ask if that's all the bigger it gets, and a sheep won't ask for multiple orgasms. | A sheep won't send you out for pizza at 1:00 A.M., and a sheep won't insist you call her a cab at 2:00 A.M. |
| A sheep won't worry about what the neighbors think, and a sheep won't tell you to keep it quiet because the kids might hear. | A sheep won't ask for money for the hairdresser, adn a sheep won't tel you it's that time of the month. |
| A sheep won't borrow your car and put a scratch in it, and a sheep won't ask to borrow your razor. | A sheep won't object to a threesome, and a sheep won't accuse you of giving her VD. |
| A sheep won't be insecure about her figure, and a sheep won't insist on getting on top. | A sheep won't ask where you were if you stay out all night, and a sheep won't object if you bring another chick home. |
| A sheep won't ask for your paycheck, and a sheep won't expect you to do the dishes. | And finally, a sheep won't ask you to marry her. |
