Seminars For Women
 Once again, the male staff will be offering seminars to women of all martial status.  Please Note:  The names of some seminars have changed.  Attendance in at least ten of the following courses is mandatory.
 
Course 001 Combating Your Urge To Bitch
Course 002 You Too Can Mow The Lawn
Course 003 PMS (Piss and Moan Syndrome) Get Over It
Course 004 How To Take Out The Garbage
Course 005 How To Wear The Sleazy Underthings You Got For Christmas
Course 006 Wonderful Laundry Techniques (How To Get The Skid Marks Out)
Course 007 Proper Response To Your Wonderful Husband Coming Home At 4:00 AM
Course 008 Parenting (You're The Woman, Get Used To It)
Course 009 Get A Life; Learn To Like Different Positions
Course 010 Understanding Men Are Not Assholes; They're Always Right
Course 011 Understanding Your Limitations
Course 012 You; The Moody Sex
Course 013 Don't Expect Flowers; They Just Die Anyway
Course 014 How To Stay Awake During Sex
Course 015 What Does Your Headache Have To Do With Sex
Course 016 Morning Motto; If It's Awake, say Cock-a-Doodle Do!
Course 017 How To Piss With The Seat Up
Course 018 The Remote Control - Overcoming Your Jealousy
Course 019 How To Act Younger Than Your Children And Be Proud Of It
Course 020 You Too Can Be A Designated Drinker
Course 021 Honest, You Don't Look Like Ele McPhearson - Especially Naked
Course 022 The Obtainabl
Course 023
Course 024
Course 025
Course 026 Helpful Postural Hints For Couch Potatoes
Course 027 Mothers-In-Law - They Are People Too
Course 028 How Not To Act Younger Than Your Kids
Course 029 You Too Can Be A Designated Driver
Course 030 Male Bonding - Leaving Your Friends At Home
Course 031 Honest, You Don't Look Like Mel Gibson - Especially When Naked
Course 032 Changing Your Underwear - It Really Works
Course 033 The Attainable Goal - Omitting **$@*@*!" From Your Vocabulary
Course 034 Fluffing The Blankets After Farting Is NOT Necessary
 
Please register immediately!  Courses are in great demand! (as if we had any doubt)
 
 
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