Remember:

If an infinite number of rednecks riding in an infinite number of pickup trucks fire an infinite number of shotgun rounds at an infinite number of highway signs, they will eventually produce all the world`s great literary works in Braille.



The earth may spin faster on its axis due to deforestation. Just as a figure skater`s rate of spin increases when the arms are brought in closer to the body, the cutting of tall trees may cause our planet to spin dangerously fast.



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