The Pussy Gets Wet....
There was a fly 5 inches above a steam. In the stream was a fish watching it and waiting for the fly to drop down 5 inches so he could eat the fly.
On the bank, there was a fisherman watching the fish waiting for it to jump so that he could catch it in his net. The fly was watching the fish which was watching the fly waiting for it to drop 5 inches so he could jump up to eat it.
There was a mouse watching the cheese sandwhich in the fisherman's back pocket waiting for him to reach for the fish so that he could get the sandwhich. The mouse was watching the fisherman, who was watching the fish, who was watching the fly and waiting for it to drop 5 inches so he could jump up and eat it.
Crouched behind the mouse was a cat watching the mouse waiting for him to reach for the cheese sandwich so that he could eat the mouse. The cat watched the mouse, who was watching the fisherman, who was watching the fish, who was watching the fly and waiting for it to drop 5 inches so it could jump up and get it.
Finally, the fly dropped 5 inches. The fish jumped up to catch him. The fisherman reached out to scoop up the fish. The mouse grabbed for the cheese sandwich. The cat jumped for the mouse, but jumped to far and landed in the river.
The moral of the story: "When the fly drops 5 inches, the pussy gets wet."
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