The Official Polish Sex Quiz
Name:______________________________ Score:_________________________
Study each question carefully.  Then, choose the answer that seems most correct ("true" or "false") adn mark an "X" (just like you sign your name) in the appropriate box at the right.
 
 
TRUE FALSE
1.  A clitoris is a type of flower. _____ _____
2.  Pubic Hair is a wild rabbit. _____ _____
3.  "Spread Eagle" is an extinct bird. _____ _____
4.  Vagina is a medical term used to describe heart trouble. _____ _____
5.  A menstral cycle has three (3) wheels. _____ _____
6.  A G-String is a part of a violin. _____ _____
7.  Semen is another word for "sailors". _____ _____
8.  Anus is the Latin word for "yearly". _____ _____
9.  Testicles are found on an octopus. _____ _____
10. Asphalt describes rectal troubles. _____ _____
11. Masturbate is used to catch large fish. _____ _____
12. KOTEX is a radio station in Bryan, Texas. _____ _____
13. Coitus is a musical instrument. _____ _____
14.  Fetus is a character on "Gunsmoke". _____ _____
15. An umbilical cord is part of a parachute. _____ _____
16. A condom is an apartment complex. _____ _____
17. An orgasm is the person who accompanies the choir in church. _____ _____
18. A diaphram is a drawing in geometry. _____ _____
19. A dildo is a variety of sweet pickle. _____ _____
20. An erection is when the Japanese vote for their new government officials. _____ _____
21. A lesbian is a person from the Middle East. _____ _____
22. Sodomy is a special kind of fast growing grass. _____ _____
23. Pornography is the business of making record albums. _____ _____
24. Genitals are people of non-Jewish origins. _____ _____
25. Douche is the Italian word for "twelve". _____ _____
26. An enema is someone who is not your friend. _____ _____
27. Ovaries are a French egg dish made with cheese. _____ _____
28. Scrotum is a small planet near Uranus. _____ _____
29. Cock is a bird that crows in the morning. _____ _____
Total Correct Answers: _____ _____
 
 
 
 

 
 

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