520 N. Michigan Ave.
Chicago, Illinois 60601
We wish to thank you for your letter and pictures which were recently submitted to our magazine. We are sorry, however, that your body was not selected for inclusion as our male centerfold.
On a scale of 1 to 10, your body was rated at a -2. The rating process was done by a panel of women ranging in age from 65 to 75 years old. We tried to have your body rated by our panel of 25 to 35 age bracket....but we couldn't get them to stop laughing long enough.
Should the taste of the American woman ever change so drastically that they would want you in the centerfold, you will be so notified by this office.
In the meantime, please don't call us. We will call you!
Sympathetically,
Amanda Smith,
Editor
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