A Little Old Lady
A little old lady goes to
the doctor and says, "Doctor I have this
problem with gas, but it
really doesn't bother me too much. My farts
never smell and are always
silent. As a matter of fact, I've farted at
least 20 times since I've
been here in your office. You didn't know I
was farting because they
don't smell and are silent."
The doctor says, "I see,
take these pills and come back to see me next
week."
The next week the lady comes
back. "Doctor," she says, "I don't know
what the hell you gave me,
but now my farts... although still
silent... stink terribly."
The doctor says, "Good!!!
Now that we've cleared up your sinuses,
let's work on your hearing."
