How do you get an Italian woman pregnant?
Come on her shoes and let the flies do
the rest.
What's red and has seven duties?
Snow White's cherry.
What do soy beans and Dildos have in common?
They are both meat substitutes.
What is the difference between chicken and
meat?
If you beat your chicken it will die.
What do you call a cow abortion?
Decalfinated.
Why don't chickens wear underwear?
Because their peckers are on their face.
What do you call a pimple on a pollacks butt?
A brain tumor.
Have you heard of the new Proctor & Gamble
product?
Toxic Shock Absorbers.
Have you heard of the new toxic shock rock
group?
They only play ragtime.
What do eating pussy and the mafia have in
common?
One slip of the tongue and your in deep
shit.
How do you make paper dolls?
Screw an old bag.
How can you tell the head nurse?
She's the one with the dirty knees.
Why couldn't the little greek boy run away
from home?
He couldn't leave his brothers behind.
What do you call this? (puff out your cheeks)
Polish sperm bank.
What do you call this? (stick your tongue out)
A lesbian with a "hard on".
Why don't Mexicans have more barbeques?
The beans fall through the grill.
What do you call a Mexican baptism?
Bean dip.
Have you heard about the Mexican disaster movie?
It's called Tacolips Now.
What do you get when you cross a Mexican with
an Oriental?
A car thief that can't drive.
What did the Pollock do with his first 50 cent
piece?
Married her.
What do the Post Office and Kinney's have in
common?
Both have 30,000 black loafers.
How do you get a one-armed pollock out of a
tree?
Wave to him.
How do you cure a Jewish woman of Nymphomania?
Marry her.
What's Billy Jean King's latest advertising
sponsor?
Snap-on Tools of America.
What's worse than getting raped by Jack the
Ripper?
Getting fingered by Captain Hook.
Why did the Italian staple his nuts together?
Since he couldn't lick them, he figured he
might as well join them.
What do you get if you cross Bo Derek with
a black guy?
A ten of spades.
What do you do when your Kotex catches on fire?
Throw it on the floor and Tampon it!
What's invisible and smells like carrots?
Bunny farts.
How can you tell Dolly Parton's kids in a group?
They're the ones with the stretch marks
on their mouths.
What's old, wrinkled, and smells of Ginger?
Fred Astair's face.
Which of the following doesn't belong? Meat,
Egg, or Blowjob?
A blowjob because you can beat your wife,
eggs or meat, but you can't beat a blowjob.
Why do black guys wear high-heeled shoes?
To keep their knuckles from scrapping on
the sidewalk.
What do you get when you cross a penis with
a potato?
A dicktator.
Just remember, these are just in fun and are passed on from others to me, and I just pass them on to you.
