As Air Force One prepares to land, the captain makes his customary request over the loudspeaker: "Mr President would you please return the stewardess to the upright position and prepare to land".
Q: What's the difference between Clinton and a screwdriver?
A: A screwdriver turns in screws, Clinton screws interns!
Did you hear that Clinton has announced there is a new national bird?
- the spread eagle
A reporter asked Clinton one day, "Was Monica lying?" Clinton responded by saying, "No, she was on her knees."
Q: Why does Hillary want to have sex with Bill every day at 5am?
A: She wants to make sure that she's the first lady.
The Spelling Bee....Dan Quayle, Frank Gifford and Bill Clinton were in a spelling contest. Unbelievably, Dan Quayle won! He was the only one of the three who knew that 'harass' was one word!
Clinton's team of advisors have offered the following defence....Clinton NEVER told Lewinsky to lie in deposition! He told her to lie in THIS position...
What do Monica Lewinsky and Bob Dole have in common ?
A: They were both upset when Bill finished first
Q: What is Bill's definition of safe sex?
A: When Hillary is out of town
Q: What is the difference between Clinton and the Titanic?
A: Only 200 women went down on the Titanic!
Q: Why is Clinton so interested in events in the Middle East?
A: He thinks the Gaza Strip is a topless bar
