Why do they lock gas station restrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
Why is the word abbreviation so long?
When companies ship styrofoam, what do they pack it in?
If you're cross-eyed and dyslexic, can you read all right?
What's another word for thesaurus?
Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
Can fat people go skinny dipping?
Do steam irons have a permanent press settings?
Can you be a closet claustrophobic?
If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is it homeless or naked?
Do cemetary workers prefer the graveyard shift?
What do you do when you see an endangered animal that eats only endangered plants and insects?
Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the
bottle?
