You Might Be A Michigander....
If you define Summer as three months of bad sleding.
If snow tires come standard on all your cars.
If at least 50% of your relatives work for the auto industry.
If you have ever gotten frostbitten and sunburned in the same week.
If you learned to pilot a boat before the training wheels were off your bike.
If you think Alkaline batteries were named after a Tiger outfielder.
If you point at the palm of your right hand when telling people where you live.
If "Down South" means Toledo.
If traveling coast to coast means going from Port Huron to Muskegon.
If you refer to your relatives as "Trolls" or "U-pers".
If the "Big 3" can mean either Ford, Chrysler & GM or Domino's, Little Ceaser's & Hungry Howies.
If a Big Mac is something you can drive across.
If you had to get a passport to go to Ohio.
If your kid's baseball and softball games have ever been snowed out.
If the trees in your back yard have spigots.
If you that a place called "Kalamazoo" really exists.
If you bake with "soda"; and drink "pop".
If you know what a "Pastie" is.
If you know what a "Koegel's" is.
If your basketball team is named after car parts.
If you know how to play Euchre.
