If Men Got Pregnant...
*Maternity leave would last two years...with full pay.
*There'd be a cure for stretch marks.
*Natural childbirth would become obsolete.
*Morning sickness would rank as the nation's number one health problem.
*All methods of birth control would be improved to 100 percent effectiveness.
*Children would be kept in the hospital until they were toilet trained.
*Men would be eager to talk about commitment.
*They wouldn't think twins were so cute.
*Fathers would demand that their sons be home from dates by 10:00 P.M.
*Men could use their briefcases as diaper bags.
*They'd have to stop saying, "I"m afraid I'll drop him."
*Paterinty suits would be a line of clothes.
*They'd stay in bed for the entire nine months.
*Menus at most restaurants would list ice cream and pickles as an entree.
*Women would rule the world!
