High School Math Proficiency Exam
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1. Johnny has an AK-47 with a thirty round clip.  If he misses six out of ten shots and shoots an average of 13 times for each drive by shooting,  how many drive by shootings can Johnny attempt before he has to reload?
2. Jose has two ounces of cocaine.  He sells an eight ball to Jackson for $320.00 and two grams to Billy for $85.00.  What is the street value of the balance, assuming he doesn't cut it?
3. Rufus is pimping for three girls.  Each John pays $65.00, and overhead is 30%.  How many tricks will each girl have to turn so Rufus can pay for his $500.00 per day smack habit?
4. Jerome wants to cut his 1/2 pound heroin to make a 20% profit.  How many ounces of filler will he need?
5. Whillie gets $200.00 for stealing a BMW, $50.00 for a new Chevy, and $100 for a 4X4.  If he has stolen two BMW's, three 4X4's, how many Chevy's will he have to steal to make $800.00?
6. Raul got six years for murder.  He was paid 10 Grand for the hit.  If his old lady is spending $100 per month, how much money will he have left when he returns?
7. The average spray can will cover 22 square feet of surface, and the average letter sprayed is three square feet.  How many letters can one can of spray paint do?
8. During the last 8 months, Hector has knocked up six girls in his gang.  With 27 girls in the gang, how long will it be before Hector has knocked up all 27 girls?  Can they all be pregnant at the same time?
 
 
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