Husband And Wife Jokes
"I was in a generous mood today," a woman said to her friend.
"I gave a poor beggar $25."
"That's a lot of money to give away," said her friend.
"What did your husband say?"
"He said, 'Thank You'."
In the midst of a quarrel, the wife bitterly yells at her husband,
"I was such a fool when I married you!"
Retorts the husband: "That's so true. But I was in love with
you and didn't notice."
A fella put a "wife wanted" ad in the classifieds. The
next day he received 100 responses.
They all said the same thing:
"You can have mine!"
