The Pissed Off Truck Driver
Shortly after roundup, the cattle were
loaded on tractor trailers and shipped to Chicago for sale. One of
the truck drivers of this convoy is the subject of this story.
Following the arrival at the Chicago destination
and unloading of the cattle, the truck drivedr headed for a restaurant
to get dinner. The only seat left was next to a good looking lady,
well-educated, wealthy and about 25 years old. He couldn't help but
overhear her give her order.
"I'll have breast of fowl. Make
sure it's a virgin fowl. Catch it yourself. Garnish my plate
with young onions and I'll have a cup of coffee, not to sweet and not too
strong. And, Oh waiter, open the window. I think I smell diesel
oil. There must be a truck driver in the room."
Completely pissed off and not to be outdone,
the truck driver placed this order:
"I'll have Duck, make sure it's well fucked.
Fuck it yourself. Garnish my plate with horse shit and a cup of coffee
as strong as Texas Mule piss. Blow the foam off with a fart and Oh
waiter, knock down the walls, I smell cunt. There must be a whore
in the house."
