The tragic results of a man not listening to the instruction
of a woman, or why don't men quit while they're ahead?
A man traveling by plane was in urgent need of using the men's
room. Each time he tried the door it was occupied. The stewardess,
aware of his predicament, suggested he use the ladies room, but cautioned
him against pressing any of the buttons. The buttons were marked
"WW", "WA", "PP", and "ATR".
Making the fateful mistake so many men make in disregarding
the importance of what a woman says, the man let his curiosity get the
best of him and decided to try the buttons anyway. He carefully pressed
the first button marked "WW" and immediately warm water sprayed over his
entire bottom. He thought, "Golly, the gals really have it made."
Still curious he pressed the button marked "WA", and warm air dried his
bottom quickly. He thought that was out of this world. The
button "PP" yeilded a large powder puff which powdered his bottom.
Well, naturally, he couldn't resist the last button marked "ATR".
When he woke up in the hospital, he panicked and buzzed for
anurse. When she appeared he cried out, "What Happened? The
last thing I remember was I was in the ladies room aboard a plane."
The nurse replied, "Yes, you were having a great time until you pressed
the button marked "ATR", which stands for Automatic Tampon Remover.
Your penis is under your pillow."
