My Inspiration In Life
We all have some one in our lives, be they friends or idols, that touch our lives in ways they will never know about. I have a few of those special people in my life. I love to laugh. I do have a very odd sense of humor though. I have found three comedians that have made me roll on the floor laughing so hard I thought I was going to wet my pants. This page is a glimpse into the comic routines that I find so funny. I dedicate it to the three that make me laugh: Jeff Foxworthy and Bill Engvall. Keep up the good work guys.....I will keep laughing! 
Jeff Foxworthy
Yes Folks, I consider myself a genuine, certified, dixie fried, full of pride, till I die, pure bred Redneck. I find that the humor of Mr. Foxworthy hits very close to home. I have been able to answer yes to most of his Redneck Test Questions.
Yes.....I have mowed my lawn and found a car. Two to be exact.
Yes.....I do prefer to walk the excess length off of my jeans.
Yes.....I did spend my entire paycheck on a tattoo!
Yes.....I do have dead animals on my walls.
Yes.....I do find a six pack and a bug zapper very entertaining.
Yes.....My lawn furnature used to be in my livingroom furnature.
Yes......My underware doubles as my bathing suit.
Yes.......I have had hot flashes at a cattle auction.
I also love the way Mr. Foxworthy looks at single life. It is rather scarry how acurate he really is. I did not really think that I lived that funny of a life until I listened to him for the first time.
S = Stay
I = Intoxicated
N = Nightly,
G = Get
L = Laid
E = Everyday!
Gotta Love that Single Life!
You can distroy everything in my house and I'm out....oh.....15 bucks! *LOL*
Bill Engvall
Mr. Engvall is another one of the people that can make me laugh like there is no tomorrow. Being a parent, I find his routine about his kids extemely funny. I also identify with him on other points too.
Mr. Engvall is from Texas. Though I have never been there, I can imagine it is a lot like where I grew up. He thinks like I do too.
"......I don't like snakes. Have you ever had that dream where you have to go to the bathroom, but the floor is covered with snakes? I don't know about you, but, I'm 39 years old, I will just pee my pants."
"......I was driving down the road and one of my tires went flat. I pulled into a service station and I swear to god the attendent walked out, looked at my tire and said "Tire go flat?" I said "Nah, I was drivin around and the other three just swelled right up!" And he said without missing a beat, "The heat will do that ya know." Here's your Sign!"
"......They put warning labels on products for Stupid People. Can you imagine the guy who wrote into Prepation H.......Dear Preparation H, I ate the whole dang tube and I still have these hemroids. My mouth is sooo small I can't eat a jelly bean....but I can whistle real good!.......Here's Your Sign.
I hope you have enjoyed the quick look into my brain. I hope you have had a good laugh. Life is meant for laughter. Make sure that you stop and laugh every day. If you can't laugh, at least smile. It will make everyone wonder what you are up to! Have fun with life.....you only get to live it once!
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