The 13 Insurance Men
The first man sleeps with his own wife.....That's
Home Insurance.
The second man sleeps with his girl friend.....That's
Mutual Insurance.
The third man sleeps with a chorus girl.....That's
New York Life.
The fourth man sleeps with his secretary...That's
Employees Mutual Benefit
The fifth man sleeps with the hotel maid....That's
travelers Aid
The sixth man sleeps with the woman next
door...That's Royal Neighborhood
The seventh man sleeps with an old maid...That's
Prudential
The eighth man sleeps with anybody...That's
Metropolitan
The ninth man sleeps with Grandpa...That's
Old Age Assistance
The tenth man sleeps with nobody...That's
John Hancock
The eleventh man sleeps with his boy friend...That's
Odd Fellows
The twelth man sleeps with Charlie McCarthy...That's
Modern Woodman
The thirteenth man sleeps with the chorus
girl and the old maid....That's All State
P.S. If you get pregnant reading this...That's
an Industrial Accident!
