How To Handle Stress
1. Jam tiny marshmallows up your nose and try to sneeze them out.
2. Use your Mastercard to pay your Visa bill.
3. Pop some popcorn without putting the lid on.
4. When someone says, "Have a nice day." Tell them you have other plans.
5. During your next meeting, sneeze and then loudly such the phlegm back down your throat.
6. Find out what a frog in the blender really looks like.
7. Make a list of the things you've already done.
8. Dance naked in front of your pets.
9. Put your toddlers clothes on backwards and send him off to preschool as if nothing is wrong.
10. Thumb through National Geographic and draw underwear on the natives.
11. Go shopping. Buy everything. Sweat in them. Return them the next day.
12. Drive to work in reverse.
13. Read the dictionary backwards and look for subliminal messages.
14. Start a nasty rumor and see if you recognize it when it gets back to you.
15. Bill your doctor for the time you spent in his waiting room.
16. Get a box of condoms. Wait in line at the checkout counter and ask the cashier where the fitting rooms are.
