A veterinarian surgeon had a bad day, but when he got home from tending to all the sick animals, his wife was waiting with a long cool drink and a romantic candle-lit dinner. After dinner, they had a few more drinks and went happily to bed.
At about 2:00 in the morning, the phone rang. "Is this the vet?"asked an elderly lady`s voice.
"Yes, it is," replied the vet, "Is this an emergency?"
"Well, sort of", said the elderly lady, "there`s a whole bunch of cats on the roof outside making a terrible noise mating and I can`t get to sleep. What can I do about it?"
There was a sharp intake of breath from the vet, who then patiently replied, "Open the window and tell them they`re wanted on the phone."
"Really?" said the elderly lady, "Will that stop them?"
"It should," said the vet, "it stopped ME!
