A hillbilly gets married and on his wedding night he calls his father to get some tips on what to do, since he had never been with a women before.
So he calls up his dad and asks him - what do I do first? His dad says - take her clothes off and put her in bed. The hillbilly calls his dad 5 mins. later and says - she's naked andin bed - what do I do now? His dad says - take your clothes off and get in bed.
He calls back 5 mins later and says - I'm naked and in bed with her - what do I do now? His dad's patience is now running out - so he says - look son do I have to spell everything out? Just put the hardest thing on your body where she pees!
The hillbilly calls up 5 mins later and says - Ok Dad, I have my head in the toilet bowl - what do I do now???
