Fuck

Fuck is perhaps one of the most interesting and exciting words in the English language. Fuck is the one magical word which just by its sound can describe pleasure, pain, hate, and love. Fuck comes from the German word "frikon".

In language, "fuck" falls into many grammatical catigories. Fuck can be used as a verb both transitive (He fucked her) and intransitive (She was fucked by him). It can be an active verb (He really gives a fuck.), as an adver (She is fucking interested in him.), and a noun (She is a fine fuck.) Fuck can be used as an adjective (She is fucking beautiful). As you can see there is a whole lot of real versatility with "fuck". It pops up everywhere.

Besides its sexual connotation, this lovely word can be used to describe many situations: Fraud-I got fucked by that jerk.* Dismay-Oh, Fuck it.* Trouble-I'm fucked now.* Confusion-What the fuck?* Aggression-Fuck you!* Dispair-Fucked again.* Philosophy-Who gives a fuck?* Incompetence-He's a real fuck-off.* Numerology-Sixty-fuckin-nine.* Rebellion-fuck it!* Displeasure-What the fuck's going on?* Satisfaction-Fuck me again!* Also as: Descriptive anatomy-He's a fucking asshole.* To tell time-It's six-fuckin-thirty.* As a prediction-We'll be fucked.* As a polical statement-Fuck Washington.* Incestuous-Mother fucker.* A put down-Fuck off, bastard.* All encompassing-Fuck 'em all.* Governmental affairs-Fuck the IRS.* A poker hand-A royal fuck.* To start a relationship-Let's fuck now.* As an acceptance-Fuckin' A.* Enjoyment-Fuckin' Wow.* A closing-fuckingly yours.

Use fuck in your daily speech proudly. Fuck adds prestige to any conversation. Put this colorful four letter word to work for you today, tell someone you know "fuck you"...or "Let's fuck".




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